Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Pre-election Buzz

It's getting pretty exciting right now. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I think it has a lot to do with a real hope that the fucking United States and, in turn, the fucking world will change. I think a lot of us have been waiting for this moment for a long time and its quite surreal that it has finally arrived. I really can't say for certain how well whomever makes it into office is going to do, but I think we can all agree that it is an extreme relief that there will be some sort of dramatic shift in the next few years.

In less urgent news, Mr. David Duchony, my eternal doppleganger and Halloween costume this year, has hinted at plans to reconcile with his wife, Tea Leoni.

I ask: If a sex addict can reform his evil Hollywood ways, what better portent is there for the impending change that is to come?

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