Blog War: Cut-Offs

Cut-offs, despite having a slightly negative sounding name like these guys , are the greatest reusable fashion statement to come along since thrift-store clothing. Cut-offs can be sexy, natty, or casual, and completely alterable to any of these styles simply with the provision of a cutting object. Although, for some, creating them may seem like a complicated and stressful task, one can create a pair with little more than:

1) An unwanted pair of jeans (or slacks) in need of repurposing

2) Scissors (krinkle-kut for maximum style points)

Also helpful are a bottle of malt-liquor for the courage to eviscerate a pair of pants beyond repair; a surveyor's level to ensure maximum evenness; a slightly self-destructive sentiment; and a box of milk duds for chewing pleasure. With these possessions and the right amount of determination, one can create a work of denim art.

The beauty of cut-offs lie not only in their aesthetics, but in the pure creative control afforded to the wearer: you are the designer, tailor, and, ultimately, the consumer. Some people, however, may pooh-pooh cut-offs for these exact reasons; they are afraid of their own taste in fashion and do not have the self-confidence to take the risk and wish for someone else, like a big denim corporation, to tell them what the appropriate length and style is. It is understandable that these naysayers don't like cut-offs, however, because they are in all likelihood at a very difficult stage in their life where they are not sure whether to dress hip and sexy or aspire to the fashions of this chick.

At other times, you may encounter people who are so anti cut-offs they may request you change out of them because they have a frayed hemline, look unprofessional, and are scaring away customers from your computer store. A quick fix would be to simply roll-up or staple the cuffs of your cut-offs. But, an even quicker solution would be to altogether ignore the anti cut-off person and glaring customers, finish your online crossword, and give your 2-week-notice immediately. This way, you will not be selling out your values of reusability and sustainability, and you will be also have a reason to leave a job you secretly loathe.

Cut-offs are an affordable, fashionable, and creative way to express yourself in a pants-less style. Some may tell you capris or cargo shorts are the way to go for the summer; if only they knew the ease and satisfaction of creating a pair of cut-offs, we may one day live in a truly pants-free and fashion-sustainable society.